Who is Who in Plastic St

Ray Plastic The 'everyman' of Plastic St, Ray is constantly confused. Why is his wife eternally pregnant? Why does the only road in Plastic St lead to an abyss? And why is he constantly holding a small blue folded piece of cloth?
Mary Plastic Oblivious of her pregnancy, Mary has found a new purpose as backing singer of the menopausal girl group Uterus.
Tom Plastic  Ray and Mary's eldest son clutches a toy train and is frequently to be found watching Farmer Fun and the Funtime Furry Friends on the Baby Boogie channel.  Tom is 15.
Sara Plastic  Tom's twin, scared of shadows.
Joss Acetate  The Plastic's new nosy neighbour.  Sister of Wendy Gold and one of the founders of Uterus.
Granny Gold  Frequently losing control of her temper and her bladder, Granny is a megalomaniac who plots to murder the Plastics so she can have their lovely house and a proper toilet.
Grandad Gold  The poor sap who agreed to marry Granny Gold.  Carries a pair of glasses for every occasion.
Brandon Gold  Granny's protegee, Brandon is living with his grandparents.  Convinced he has been thrown out of home for not being ginger like the rest of the family, his inner scars run deep.
Richard Gold  Patriarch of the second generation of Golds, Richard threw his son out of the house after Brandon tried to kill his sisters one too many times.  The only one who can see the evil behind Granny Gold and Brandon's plastic facades.
Wendy Gold  Wife of Richard and mother of Brandon, Anita, Amy and Abigail, Wendy is in constant fear that her secret love tryst with professional tennis player Goran nine months before Brandon was born will be discovered.
Anita Gold  Brandon's elder sister is paralysed from the waist down.  She was the most relieved to see Brandon leave and is protective of her younger sisters.
Amy and Abigail Gold  Brandon's youngest sisters are still recovering from his repeated attacks.

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